In honor of Presidents Day

I typed this whole poem in and them my Internet connection went down! So I hope you appreciate it even more this time:

dick nixon:a song i had writ in the smr. of 1969
(precedence dae) *

tricky dicky nixon you jerking me off
tricky dicky nixon you jerking me off
trick dick nixon you jerking me off jerking me off
jerking me off jerking me off…..
jimmy carter gerald ford
hey you jerked me off
reagan bush bill clinton
yeah you jerking me off
lbk jfk hey you jerking me off jerking me off
jerked me off jerking me off
now george washington jefferson jerked me off
ikeroosevelt and abie baby jerked me
(and it felt so good)
it’s precedence dae how’s it feel to get an executive handjob?
it feels so good and it feels so good….tricky dicky nixon

* to Jb’s funky watergate accompaniment

from “eyeseen: insights outward” by r.c. glenn (of Durham) ©1999

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