Am I old yet?

I don’t understand people who keep trying to tell me that I am not “old.” In addition to the fact that I am now legally mature to run for President, my body is degrading at a pretty good pace now.

Last week I saw a podiatrist who says I have plantar fasciitis in my left foot and capsulitis in my right foot. The former was probably caused/aggravated by the fact that I use walking as my primary form of transportation, the latter by my attempt to lose weight by jogging. That’s what I get for trying to be healthy! Now I can do neither of those activities for 6-8 weeks (just in time for my honeymoon) and I do a lot of shopping at sites like this.

There’s no need to fight it, I always wanted to be, and now I finally am… OLD. đŸ˜‰

3 thoughts on “Am I old yet?

  1. Not met you yet, but old schmold. You are smart, unlike this pour soul, who has inadvertently composed the funniest blog post ever. I’m talking honorary Koufax here.

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