I don’t understand people who keep trying to tell me that I am not “old.” In addition to the fact that I am now legally mature to run for President, my body is degrading at a pretty good pace now.
Last week I saw a podiatrist who says I have plantar fasciitis in my left foot and capsulitis in my right foot. The former was probably caused/aggravated by the fact that I use walking as my primary form of transportation, the latter by my attempt to lose weight by jogging. That’s what I get for trying to be healthy! Now I can do neither of those activities for 6-8 weeks (just in time for my honeymoon) and I do a lot of shopping at sites like this.
There’s no need to fight it, I always wanted to be, and now I finally am… OLD. 
#1 by Beth on July 8, 2006 - 12:42 am
Just wait until you’re pushing 50 … it gets worse.
#2 by Ruby on July 10, 2006 - 12:27 am
Lawd, that is not encouraging…
#3 by Thomas Taylor on July 11, 2006 - 12:50 pm
Not met you yet, but old schmold. You are smart, unlike this pour soul, who has inadvertently composed the funniest blog post ever. I’m talking honorary Koufax here.