Hail the Baby Eater in Chief

I just couldn’t stop giggling today looking at Wonkette’s series of posts on the “traditional campaign baby-eating contest.”

Affleck and Bush Go Head to Head
“Once again, the parties must face each other down in the traditional campaign baby-eating contest. While Affleck is clearly more enthusiastic about the task, Bush, out of habitual Texan one-upmanship, eats the first of two babies, and goes about it with the sober professionalism we’ve come to expect from this wartime president.”

Consuming the Next Generation, Round Two
Consuming the Next Generation: Round Three
Consuming the Next Generation: Round Four

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