I’m going to edit out some letters just so I don’t get a buch of errant Googlers looking for gay p*rn or something…
Let’s talk national priorities. Homeland security? Feh. Genocide in the Sudan? Boorrrring. The CIA’s broken corporate culture? Yawn. Gay marriage? Bring it on. Seriously, there is no one who would rather talk about *ss-f*cking more than us, but even we’re having a hard time understanding why this subject is fit for debate on the senate floor.
– Wonkette, 7/12/04
She really means it. I’ve never seen anyone who enjoyes talking about, um, ‘it’ as much as Wonkette.