I can’t believe it’s not The Onion. Apparently, transvestitism is a powerful weapon against western military force.
Startled marines find Afghan men all made up to see them
Chris Stephen In Bagram
British marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat – being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers. An Arbroath marine, James Fletcher, said: “They were more terrifying than the al-Qaeda.”