Panhandlers = terrorists ?
Apparently so, according to one of the two Oaks residents who spoke in favor of this ordinance Monday night. I think it’s time for Cary to annex the Oaks. Please thank the Town Council for only saying “maybe” (big thanks to Mark and Flicka for simply saying “no”).
Read Chapel Hill News, Chapel Hill Herald, and News & Observer coverge, and an excellent Chapel Hill News editorial.

C.H.News: “Chapel Hill by its lenient policies attracts more flies to its honeypot as other communities limit their honey,” said Edmund Wise, who called aggressive panhandlers “a group of minor terrorists.”

“More terrifying than al-Qaeda???”

I can’t believe it’s not The Onion. Apparently, transvestitism is a powerful weapon against western military force.

Startled marines find Afghan men all made up to see them
Chris Stephen In Bagram
British marines returning from an operation deep in the Afghan mountains spoke last night of an alarming new threat – being propositioned by swarms of gay local farmers. An Arbroath marine, James Fletcher, said: “They were more terrifying than the al-Qaeda.”

It’s Ashcroftastic!

New York Times editorial: Misdirected Snooping Doesn’t Stop Terror

When Attorney General John Ashcroft announced last week that he has freed F.B.I. agents from restrictions on counterterrorism investigations, he no doubt hoped to ease the concerns of Americans alarmed by F.B.I. blunders before Sept. 11. But the mistakes that kept the F.B.I. from picking up on hints of the violence to come arose from a failure of vision, not an absence of legal authority. The agency needs to focus on terrorist crime; it doesn’t need to indulge in wasteful and undemocratic monitoring of legitimate political and religious activity.

WTF?

I just had a moment that I need to share. I was walking home from the gym at about 11 am today – because it’s a yellow ozone day so I’m not driving – and the Town of Carrboro has got massive sprinklers running on their lawn. Aren’t we supposed to be good little OWASA consumers and be conserving water right now? That lawn doesn’t even get direct sun, and they’re watering in the middle of the day? So much for leading by example.
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