Tweets from 2009-06-04

  • Feel like I spent the whole day configuring. #
  • To the fucker who left the nozzle locked-on at the gas station. Thanks! I really wanted to greet my child smelling like petroleum. #
  • ! @IzzySinreich happy two-month anniversary of your escape from my uterus, my sweet little boy. #
  • Rtwt: @acarvin: Gotta love Obama’s official schedule: “Delivers speech to the Muslim World, 6:10 am; Tours Pyramids and Sphynx, 8:45 am.” #

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